The Story of Preschool Gems: The Children of Portland
The first of a series of blog posts I wrote is up now on the Penguin Blog! It’s called “The Story of Preschool Gems: The Children of Portland.” It gives a bit of insight into how I was first inspired by the crazy kids I work with to start writing down and posting their quotes online. I’ll post a preview here, and you can click through to read the rest of the post!

I grew up in Portland, Oregon, and it appears as though my hometown has been enjoying some time in the spotlight recently, which has probably given many people at least a cursory knowledge of some “Portland Basics.” I think some essential truths about Portland can easily be seen reflected in the population of the school where I have been teaching for the past three years, thanks to the trickle-down effect. For example:
- We take our food seriously. One time a three-year-old told me “I don’t like kiwis, because they’re not in season.”
- We enjoy being “weird,” and celebrating said “weirdness.” If you’ve never heard of a “Smelly armpits freak show,” I know a little boy who will gladly tell you all about it. Personally, I’d rather not inquire.
- We think pretty highly of ourselves. “Look at me—I’m skiing and I’m perfect and I love myself!”
I think my school exemplifies these notions. It is essentially a mini-Portlandia, full of tiny eccentrics, with the freedom to formulate their own unique world views and discover commonalities in one another. This a rare community of people who are given the opportunity to figure out what their thing is and then to do that thing as loudly and proudly as they want.
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